I’m 18 but I act 20

[ x ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[ x ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ x ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ x ] You’ve done your own laundry
[ x ] You can vote in an election
[ x ] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR : 6

[ ] You show up for school late a lot
[ x ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[ ] You’ve never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ x ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[ x ] You know how to do the dishes
[ x ] You can count to 10 in another language
[ x ] When you say you’re going to do something you do it
[ x ] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study even when you don’t have to
[ x ] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[ x ] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ x ] You can go to the store without getting something you don’t need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[ x ] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 16

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[ x ] You have been to the beach
[ x ] You use the internet every day
[ ] You have traveled overseas for more than 5 times
[ x ] You make your bed in the morning
[ x ] You realized people of the opposite gender might just make better friends.
GRAND TOTAL: 20

Repost this with the subject as: I’m (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test).

Taken from Sherryta

Pencil and Eraser

A little conversation between pencil and eraser



Pencil: You know, I'm really sorry.

Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorry, 'cause you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you always there to erase it. But, as you make my mistake vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad :)